Ever since I found out I'm pregnant, I've been noticing tiny men everywhere. They scurry about like cockroaches and no matter what I do to get rid of them, more keep coming.

The first time I noticed them on my body was when I was napping, I felt something itchy in my butt crack so I scratched it and when I pulled my hand out there was one clinging to my finger, looking at me jerking his tiny man dick.

Disgusting.

Now they are with me everywhere I go. When I take my keys from my pocket they are on my hand, when I brush my hair, they are in my comb. They are in my m... Show more