The best way to start your new year is to commit yourself to serving my dirty toes and butt hole. You will dismiss everything else in your life and focus on how to be the best toes and butt hole slave you can be. Everything about you and everything you do will be centered around my brown eye and my ten perfect piggies. A yearning inside you that cannot be satisfied unless you are on your knees, fully devoted to my chocolate starfish. Before you eat each meal, you will thank my toes and butt hole for providing you with sustenance. My toes and butthole made the earth, the sky and the heavens. My...

The best way to start your new year is to commit yourself to serving my dirty toes and butt hole. You will dismiss everything else in your life and focus on how to be the best toes and butt hole slave you can be. Everything about you and everything you do will be centered around my brown eye and my ten perfect piggies. A yearning inside you that cannot be satisfied unless you are on your knees, fully devoted to my chocolate starfish. Before you eat each meal, you will thank my toes and butt hole for providing you with sustenance. My toes and butthole made the earth, the sky and the heavens. My toes and butthole are the only God, your God, and your reason for taking each breath you take.