OMG I had such a great time on our date.

Thank you so much for taking me to fucking Perkins. Other guys usually take me someplace nice like Flemings where they order a nice bottle of Silver Oak and I order Filet Mignon but that tuna melt was really, really good.

I also like how your cheap Walmart Wrangler jeans are super tight, especially in the front so I can see that your dick is small. Regardless what women say, we don't like big dicks at all. Ouch! They hurt. You really are the perfect man.

So, you wanna hang out now at my place? I have something I'd like ... Show more