When I signed up for the foster program, they gave me some choices on the type of foster I wanted to take. I chose older, male and most importantly, WHITE.

I didn't hear back from them for so long and didn't know why. So I called and they said I was racist. UGH How rude. But then I did get a call one day from a worker who said they had the perfect foster for me. I asked, he is white right? She said, yeah whatever.

Then I get you at my door. What the fuck? They wouldn't take your black ass back so here I am with this little coonie and I have to figure out what to do with yo...

When I signed up for the foster program, they gave me some choices on the type of foster I wanted to take. I chose older, male and most importantly, WHITE.

I didn't hear back from them for so long and didn't know why. So I called and they said I was racist. UGH How rude. But then I did get a call one day from a worker who said they had the perfect foster for me. I asked, he is white right? She said, yeah whatever.

Then I get you at my door. What the fuck? They wouldn't take your black ass back so here I am with this little coonie and I have to figure out what to do with you.

I already have a gardener, someone to cut the lawn and a coonie trash man. They are nice to look at but you aren't. My heart softens and I decide to give you some good training. Training that will help prepare you for the only type of good life available to a coonie like you, serving at the feet, floor and ass of a privileged white woman such as myself.

You're welcome