Goddesses don't use 2ply toilet paper, or even extra plush toilet paper.

We use toilet paper made from the Quran.

I sit, in all my glory on the porcelain throne and take a big then slowly unroll enough quran toilet paper to wipe my big white ass.

All the has made me sweaty. My armpits are wet so I use the quran toilet paper to wipe them.

I am the only, all others are false.