Your homegirl made friends with a white girl. You have literally never been around a white girl. One night she has to go somewhere and leaves you alone with this alabaster creature.

You could not be more uncomfortable, she is sitting at the computer looking at a communist website. She spins around in the chair and is clearly prepared to have some fun with you.

Basically sitting there with your bottom lip dragging, this chick could get you to agree to anything. She's so different. Her smell, her posture, the way she speaks, her energy. You're looking at her like a unicorn w... Show more