I have noticed that this new neighbor got his eyes on me, but he isnt my type at all so I didnt even look at him. Today he came to my condo to shoot his shot, he wanted to ask me out. I had to laugh so bad at first I thought its a bad joke, but then I reaalized he is serious. I got really angry how dares this fat broke ugly loser ask me out? I would never date a loser like him! He can smell my dirty feet nothing else..