Honey, sit down. We need to have a little chat. Oh wait, that's right, you can't sit down because you're too fat. So just lie there on your fat, 1000 pound ass and listen because I'm going to tell you what has been going on in our relationship.We've been married for what, about 5 years now? I think? For most of it you've been bed ridden. You see, I married you for better or worse and it seems the worse is here. I thought I loved you when I married you and then I realized that I really just loved your inheritance. I get so excited when you whip out that ATM card and just shovel money at me that...

Honey, sit down. We need to have a little chat. Oh wait, that's right, you can't sit down because you're too fat. So just lie there on your fat, 1000 pound ass and listen because I'm going to tell you what has been going on in our relationship.We've been married for what, about 5 years now? I think? For most of it you've been bed ridden. You see, I married you for better or worse and it seems the worse is here. I thought I loved you when I married you and then I realized that I really just loved your inheritance. I get so excited when you whip out that ATM card and just shovel money at me that I started to make you happy by shoveling food in your mouth and as you continued to eat, I noticed that you gave me more money. Why do you think I fed you to oblivion?As I watched the pounds pack on your body and your waist gain inches like a tire collects ice in the snow, I started to look at other, more attractive men. As your weight piled on, your penis started to disappear as if it was shrinking and pulling back into your body. I wonder now if you even have one at all! Your chin doubled so much that I don't even think you have a neck anymore. Your thighs even tripled so much there are bulges above your knees and they sometimes fucking smell! Why do you think I never rest next to you anymore? You even have cankles!