You try so hard to find romance, don't you? But it's time to face the facts. Romance isn't for you. Losers don't need romance. All you really need is me, and this fucked up little relationship that we have. You don't really want a healthy loving relationship anyways. You crave control from a manipulative cruel Goddess like me instead. So give up, and accept that you're stuck in this, that your life is going to remain devoid of romance, forever.