Hey, loser. I know you try your hardest to keep it a secret, the fact that you're a virgin. You hide it from people because you're so embarrassed. You know that it would make them think you're even more of a loser than they already thought. I mean, come on, a virgin at your age? Laughable. But I think that you should let it happen, let everyone find out. Embrace that you're a virgin, and stay that way forever. You don't need sex.