Greetings from your friendly neighborhood slut. I 've fucked and sucked my way through all the houses around town. young, old, papas, college boys, everyone except...you. You, being the pathetic virgin that you are, come over to my house hoping to finally lose your virginity. After all, I will fuck just about anyone, right? Wrong, you... you are not worthy of pussy, you are a class of loser I have never met, so low and pathetic that not even the neighborhood hoe will fuck you.