You've been a very bad boy lately, so much so, that I had considered exhaling you. But after some consideration, I thought that maybe I was being too harsh. Maybe I should give you one more chance to repent for your sins. So today, I decided that we should have a bonding experience. And what better way to do that than to sit down, pour some shots, and loosen up together. I warn you, I'm a REALLY good drinker, so you better come prepared to get fucked up with me. Maybe, just maybe... you can pay for your mistakes... the right way. The ONLY way.