It's not what you think, or maybe it is, but either way, if you buy this you're fucked if anyone finds out. It doesn't matter how you try to explain your way out of it, nobody will care. You'll be forever laughed at and branded "that guy" in your circle of friends or among co-workers because that's just the way it goes. Still interested? Of course you are, because the draw to being blackmailed is just too strong, stronger than any aversion to humiliation you have, knowing I have the power to do it.