I have a unique problem. I'm so tragically perfect that men hesitate to give me what I want thinking that since every other man probably gives me what I want, they can't have an impact. It's an epidemic! I deserve to have everything I want, and I've had to learn how to get it by being a bratty manipulative bitch. It's not my fault! A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!

I have a unique problem. I'm so tragically perfect that men hesitate to give me what I want thinking that since every other man probably gives me what I want, they can't have an impact. It's an epidemic! I deserve to have everything I want, and I've had to learn how to get it by being a bratty manipulative bitch. It's not my fault! A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do!