Since we started dating I've gotten a lot of new tattoos but I've never given you any reasoning behind it other than that I wanted them. Well, I've got news for you now that we're married: Every time I've got a new tattoo, it was to celebrate a time you cheated on you! In fact one of them was your best man, oops. This and other gut wrenching revelations inside! I've deceived and manipulated you and it was so easy.