You're always on the lookout for ways to be a good boy, aren't you? This one is very easy and won't hurt a bit. Just like Santa has his host of elves to ensure that he gets all the attention during the year-end holidays, I too have my collection of obedient male slaves ready to do my bidding. Ensure your own holiday, regardless of what you celebrate, is merry and bright by obeying your Goddess. If you celebrate nothing - celebrate ME.