You don't need it, you don't want it - you want to give it to a confident, dominant, greedy woman. Money. I love it, and you love giving it to me. Being a financial bitch to a woman like me is a privilege. Your finances are out of your own control simply because of who you are as a person, and luckily you have me to lend a little structure. Treat yourself by funding me, give it up, the power is mine. If you make a tribute worthy of recognition, maybe I'll consider you worth the effort and tighten my grip.