Your wife is boring. What would she say if she saw you talking to a girl like me? I'm tattooed, wear crazy makeup, and an ALT girl all around. Your friends would be super jealous even if they gave us funny looks. Your wife wouldn't know WHAT to think if you left her for me! You could stay with her and her boring predictable beige granny panties, boring plain dinners, and boring sex, or you could roll with a girl like me.

Your wife is boring. What would she say if she saw you talking to a girl like me? I'm tattooed, wear crazy makeup, and an ALT girl all around. Your friends would be super jealous even if they gave us funny looks. Your wife wouldn't know WHAT to think if you left her for me! You could stay with her and her boring predictable beige granny panties, boring plain dinners, and boring sex, or you could roll with a girl like me.