Fact: I'm too talented a logician for you to resist me. Right now everyone in the USA, unless they're too rich, is receiving free money from the government. How perfect...except I'm one of those non-qualifiers. That would be unfortunate except for the second fact: you can take their place. It's just money - it was free money - and you can always make more. If you're feeling reluctant I'll just mind fuck you out of it. Deal?

Fact: I'm too talented a logician for you to resist me. Right now everyone in the USA, unless they're too rich, is receiving free money from the government. How perfect...except I'm one of those non-qualifiers. That would be unfortunate except for the second fact: you can take their place. It's just money - it was free money - and you can always make more. If you're feeling reluctant I'll just mind fuck you out of it. Deal?