How many years have you wanted to have sex but didn't go for it? 2017 is here and like many people you may assume that this is "your" year. It's not. You will be like every other person that intends to change his life but another year will pass like the ones before: you're not getting laid. You are so lame and weak that you'll be a virgin forever! It's the most action you'll ever get but at least you get to look at me!