You must be crazy to spend this much money on a woman you'll never meet. You're addicted to me, to the feeling you get when you let go, when I drain your wallet. This is the closest to "I LOVE YOU" you'll ever get from me. The release is worth it. Your insanity is interesting to me. Prove it. Buy it. Let the feeling of what you've just done wash over you and revel in it, you crazy fuck.