...is actually the WINNER. Whoever mindlessly spends the MOST on me for my birthday gets a special video where I show all the other cash puppies how it's done. I'll dress up in my sexiest dress and heels and surround myself with gifts and cash from my biggest CASH loser! Instructions inside, of course. To whom will the honor belong??? (This isn't a blackmail clip - I won't name you unless you want me to)