This holiday season is wonderful to me. What could be better than a bunch of mindless drones being fed the mentality of SPEND SPEND SPEND? I'm a bitch, I'm a brat, I'm a Goddess, and I deserve my cut. If you don't have any money left to gift the other people in your life, that's not my problem - I am your problem, your obsession, and your dark secret. Pay me. Spend more. You can tell them you don't have any money and that your company and love should be enough, and they'll feel guilty enough to accept it - but you can't tell ME that, I want the $$$.

This holiday season is wonderful to me. What could be better than a bunch of mindless drones being fed the mentality of SPEND SPEND SPEND? I'm a bitch, I'm a brat, I'm a Goddess, and I deserve my cut. If you don't have any money left to gift the other people in your life, that's not my problem - I am your problem, your obsession, and your dark secret. Pay me. Spend more. You can tell them you don't have any money and that your company and love should be enough, and they'll feel guilty enough to accept it - but you can't tell ME that, I want the $$$.