Public Airport Shoe and Sock Removal

At the gate waiting on my plane to board. I find an empty bench to kick my feet up on. I feel the stares from on lookers. So I decide to give them a show. I start by teasing them with my dirty shoes. Then a dangle, followed by my thick meaty feet in my grey ankle socks. Then I finally slide my socks off and expose my big beautiful bare feet. Boarding flight AA2257 to LGA.