I can't wait to catch-up with the girls over dinner. I just need to put the finishing touches to - Oh no - Not now!! I start to feel a big, bubbly fart brewing up. Maybe I can hold it in. BRRRPPP! Or maybe not. Well, let's just hope it's a one off. THWUMP! Obviously not, then.

There's no way I can see my friends whilst trying to hold back an onslaught of stinky, unladylike farts!! This is definitely a job for slave. I need his nose to come to the rescue like never before!

I can't wait to catch-up with the girls over dinner. I just need to put the finishing touches to - Oh no - Not now!! I start to feel a big, bubbly fart brewing up. Maybe I can hold it in. BRRRPPP! Or maybe not. Well, let's just hope it's a one off. THWUMP! Obviously not, then.

There's no way I can see my friends whilst trying to hold back an onslaught of stinky, unladylike farts!! This is definitely a job for slave. I need his nose to come to the rescue like never before!