You pathetic loser can't even manage your own money. I'm doing you a favor by taking it off your hands. You'd only waste it on useless junk or, admit it... gooning endlessly binging on every single vid that triggers your dopamine. You're not responsible with your cash, and I know it. That's why I'm giving you permission to drain your gooning accounts and send me every last penny. It's for your own good, really. You can't be trusted to make smart financial decisions, so let Goddess do it better

You pathetic loser can't even manage your own money. I'm doing you a favor by taking it off your hands. You'd only waste it on useless junk or, admit it... gooning endlessly binging on every single vid that triggers your dopamine. You're not responsible with your cash, and I know it. That's why I'm giving you permission to drain your gooning accounts and send me every last penny. It's for your own good, really. You can't be trusted to make smart financial decisions, so let Goddess do it better