I come into your office, looking for you, but the only thing I find is your laptop open, with something VERY suspicious on the screen - you have been very careless indeed; not only have you left your laptop open, but you have been watching porn - gay porn to my surprise! I always thought you had a thing for big tits, but it looks like you've been hiding something else..HR would NOT be impressed if they found out what you had been doing in office..looks like I have total control now, and you're going to have to do everything I say..or else..