You come home early, only to hear moaning coming from our bedroom; I rush in, breathless; assuring you that there's nothing to worry about .I start by denying what's going on, but eventually I end up telling you exactly what I've been up to and with your best friend of all people!

You come home early, only to hear moaning coming from our bedroom; I rush in, breathless; assuring you that there's nothing to worry about .I start by denying what's going on, but eventually I end up telling you exactly what I've been up to and with your best friend of all people!