You love sending your hard-earned cash to its rightful owner: me, I want more though, I want you to work harder. You can definitely do better. You know it's all worth it, even if it's just that rush of sending and perhaps knowing, even if just for a moment, I may say "good boy" and then forget all about you. Sending is the only way you can be relevant, so work harder! You don't need nights out with the boys; mindless purchases - put in the work and send it all to me like a good piggy