Yoga Pants.

These two words make that loser cock of yours so hard, you feel all the heat running to your cock and pulsing. Since you won't ever be able to rip off a pair of yoga pants from a woman to fuck her I give you the chance to worship my delicious ass in yoga pants.

Go on and wank that loser cock of yours while your mind spins for my round perfect divine booty and I just humiliate you loser. You're welcome beta bitch.