You know what a match made in heaven would be?

My platform sneakers + your pathetic balls. I know you agree. I look so hot and sporty today and I wish you were here, so I could kick your nuts over and over. Watching you double over in pain after a few hard kicks would make me laugh so hard!

Since I can’t do that right now, I’m going to make you jerk off while you imagine it.

Stroke, obey, and enjoy this POV ball-bust, loser.