I’m at a party with My boyfriend - you, but you’re sulking off in a room somewhere instead of enjoying the fun with Me and My friends.

I come to confront you, asking you why you’re being so boring.

Didn’t you have fun at strip poker? I got down to My little party shorts. That wasn’t enough to entertain you? Well, fine. Do you have any ideas of how we could have more fun?

No? Great, that’s sooo helpful.

Well, I have an idea. Did you notice that hot, tall man over there? Oh c’mon, anyone can see that he’s hot. Maybe we can have some fun with him. You c... Show more