Aww, is it so good to see me?

It’s been a few months since I broke up with you. Since I broke your heart. You always knew that you weren’t good enough for me, but our break up still destroyed you.

You’re really happy to see me. And I have something fun planned for you today! I want to experiment on you.

I’ve been practicing my shrinking powers, and I want you to be my guinea pig. I can’t promise that the changes I make will be reversible, but you’ll still do whatever I want.