Hey babe, get in here.

I’m breaking up with you. I know that you’re hopelessly in love with Me, but I don’t care. You’re so boring and weak.

Aw, listen to you begging Me to change My mind.

Okay, you need to do something to keep Me interested and entertained then.

I want to dominate you. I want you to obey My every command. That’s right. You’re going to submit to Me and follow every instruction I give you.