Hi bitch!
In all My divine power, I’ve decided to create a new holiday. This holiday is dedicated to all the masturbation-addicted jerk junkies like you.

You love nothing more than to go deep for Me, stroking and pumping yourself into a submissive, aching frenzy. I know. I know all about your pathetic masturbation habits.

That’s why I’m creating Happy Hump-Your-Hand Day!

Some people call Wednesdays “hump day,” but a loser like you never gets to hump anything other than your pathetic hand, right?

You’re not having sex with anyone other than yourself, h... Show more