Let’s face it: you’re not having much sex. Probably none, except for with your hand.

I, on the other hand, am having lots of sex. Every day. With tons of hotties! I fuck more women every year than you have in your entire life!

It’s for the better, of course, since you can’t pleasure a woman. You’re so inferior, so incapable. It’s much better to leave the job to someone competent - me, of course. I fuck women so much better than you ever could. I make them moan and cum. I’m simply better than you!