You clearly can’t admit what you want - a boyfriend.

Don’t play coy. I know you’re shy, but I also know that deep down, you crave a gay relationship. You want to be a good boy for your man sooo badly.

And you want to be a good boy for me.

So today, I’m picking out your boyfriend. I’ll describe him to you in detail, and tell you what the two of you will do to consummate your new relationship.