*Custom clip, name Harley used throughout*

Hi, loser.

Your 29th birthday is nearly here. It will be another birthday spent alone, won’t it?

Of course it will.
You don’t have any friends to spend this “special” day with.

Your family makes up excuses not to see you, not to celebrate with you.

You’re going to spend another year as a kissless virgin...

That’s right, I know you’ve never been on a single date, never had a first kiss.

You are a 29 year old dateless, kissless virgin loser.

You’ve tried asking wome... Show more