Every now and then, you think about attempting to get laid.

I’m not THAT bad, you tell yourself. Someone must want to fuck me. Just because I’m still a virgin doesn’t mean I’ll be one forever. Right?

Wrong.

So, so wrong. You will be a virgin forever. Need some reminders about why?

Oh, I’ve got a laundry list, little beta. I’ll spell it all out for you - how nervous you are around women, how disappointing your cock is, and quick you bust, all of it.