Hiii! Come upstairs, I want to chat with you. Aw, I see you looking at My new shiny black top. I look hot, don’t I?

I’m going out with some friends soon, but first I want us to have a little talk.

I really appreciate having you as a friend. You’re so sweet and you always take Me out to dinner and buy Me gifts.

But lately, you seem to be really getting obsessed with Me. So I need to clarify something with you. We can be friends, but...

I will NEVER date you. I know you think I’m gorgeous and amazing, which is true. But you don’t stand a chance with Me... Show more