I'm having gas pains really bad. And I need to fart really bad. But I can't. Maybe if I give it a big push that will help. I push, grunt & strain a few times without success. I bend over and shake my fat 60 inch gas ass from side to side wobbling it. Then I bend over and try again and my tight asshole starts crackling farts. Please that I am finally getting relief but far from done. I got more gas pent up in my tight smelly tunnel. I have to be careful not to push too hard or that could be a big messy problem. As time goes on and I push, farts start flying out freely. Now I can't stop fart... Show more