I know you've missed my fat fabulous farting ass. You crave my smelly sweaty crack incessantly.
You're in luck because I'm super gassy today and I think it's these skin tight skinny jeans.
I pull the jeans down under my 60 inch bubbly butt cheeks and start cracking little funky farts.
I put my hand in my deep ass crack to show you how deep it is & it almost disappears. I pull my hand out just barely before my bubble butt swallows it up and tell you to sniff my stinky sweaty hand. I describe in short precise detail as to what my ass smell like at that exact moment. (Wanna know? W... Show more