I'm glad you're home. We need to have a talk. You haven't been a very good boyfriend as of late. Instead of buying me things like lingerie, candy, flowers, taking me clothes shopping, you buy audio equipment. I've thrown you hints here and there thinking you'll catch on. But No! You're officially the cheapest boyfriend I have ever had. Well that stops today. Today you're going to learn a lesson. If I'm going to suffer, then I'm going to make YOU suffer twice as bad. I turn around and put my big round ass in your face & tease you with it asking you if you love your precious audio equipment m... Show more