It's the morning before we have to leave our vacation rental, and I want cookies! You hang out with me while I bake them--giggling and jiggling like I'm known to do. While they cool, you watch me waddle around the kitchen (at 8:00 to 9:00) admiring how my belly spills over my waistband while I bend and twist. I munch down as many as I can before check out :)