It's my feeders birthday, and I baked him a cake. I'm all dressed up, wearing the shirt I wore just last month for my birthday (it feels funny...hm). Right as I'm about to leave, I find out he's stuck at work. I'm starving! I can't possibly wait another hour.... what am I going to do?

Well... I end up dipping into the cake.... and chugging a gallon of milk.