It’s My birthday, and what a beautiful day that is: the day that your favorite Greedy Princess was born.

How lucky for you that I came into this world and into your life because without Me, there would be no pleasure and no purpose. So what better way to celebrate Me and My perfect existence than by going bankrupt while I oh so “innocently” eat My birthday cake.

Birthday cake and bankruptcy — what two beautiful and perfect things to have on a day like today... don’t you agree? So go on, settle in. It’s time to spoil the Birthday Princess until your bank account and My wish...

It’s My birthday, and what a beautiful day that is: the day that your favorite Greedy Princess was born.

How lucky for you that I came into this world and into your life because without Me, there would be no pleasure and no purpose. So what better way to celebrate Me and My perfect existence than by going bankrupt while I oh so “innocently” eat My birthday cake.

Birthday cake and bankruptcy — what two beautiful and perfect things to have on a day like today... don’t you agree? So go on, settle in. It’s time to spoil the Birthday Princess until your bank account and My wishlists are cleared out and My pretty little fingers are full of frosting and your financial demise.

And remember - birthday wishes only accepted via cash or card.