You’re a... special kind of loser, aren’t you?

The type of loser who doesn’t really like to stroke to perfect bodies, it just doesn’t really do it for you. Never has and never will. You’ve tried to convince yourself otherwise for so long, that you were normal and had normal urges. But you’re far from normal.

You are a dirty sock stroker. You’re not even a normal foot freak because your cock starts to twitch at the sight of white socks — the dirtier, the better. And when a mean, greedy girl like Me is wearing them? You go absolutely feral. Such a fucking...

You’re a... special kind of loser, aren’t you?

The type of loser who doesn’t really like to stroke to perfect bodies, it just doesn’t really do it for you. Never has and never will. You’ve tried to convince yourself otherwise for so long, that you were normal and had normal urges. But you’re far from normal.

You are a dirty sock stroker. You’re not even a normal foot freak because your cock starts to twitch at the sight of white socks — the dirtier, the better. And when a mean, greedy girl like Me is wearing them? You go absolutely feral. Such a fucking weirdo!

So, you want to stroke sooo badly? If you want to be a weirdo sooo bad? Go all in. Get on your knees, get your wallet out, and pump to My dirty socks like the pathetic loser you are.