Oh I’m surprised it’s taken this long. I don’t even honestly know how you got married in the first place.

Even before I came along, that marriage was a complete sham. Ruined from the beginning, no hope of ever working out, and fucked from the moment you saw Me. You’ve been playing pretend for a long time now that you were meant for marriage. You’ve been pretending that jerking to mean, greedy girls like Me isn’t the only thing you want. That being financially fucked is so much better than fucking her. Having sex with her is the last thing on your mind and always is. She’s...

Oh I’m surprised it’s taken this long. I don’t even honestly know how you got married in the first place.

Even before I came along, that marriage was a complete sham. Ruined from the beginning, no hope of ever working out, and fucked from the moment you saw Me. You’ve been playing pretend for a long time now that you were meant for marriage. You’ve been pretending that jerking to mean, greedy girls like Me isn’t the only thing you want. That being financially fucked is so much better than fucking her. Having sex with her is the last thing on your mind and always is. She’s never been able to make your cock hard like I do. She doesn’t truly understand you... not like I do. I see you for what you truly are. I always have and I always will.

So go fucking do it — divorce her. Get rid of all distractions. She’s just getting in the way of all of our fun... and you wouldn’t want to stop being used by Me. Oh, and tell that divorce lawyer I say hi... they’ve been kept in business because of Me.