I know exactly how you are going to be spending tonight. Don’t worry, you are going to get to have some Friday fun...

But your version involves locking yourself in the gooncave and edging from sundown until sunup. Let’s see if you can break that edging record. Tonight you are going to be jerking that goonstick longer than you ever have before. I want your cock raw and aching as your brain breaks from the countless hours of watching Me move across your screen.

The pain only adds to the pleasure. Worsening your addiction feels oh so fucking good. Frying your brain on My simp...

I know exactly how you are going to be spending tonight. Don’t worry, you are going to get to have some Friday fun...

But your version involves locking yourself in the gooncave and edging from sundown until sunup. Let’s see if you can break that edging record. Tonight you are going to be jerking that goonstick longer than you ever have before. I want your cock raw and aching as your brain breaks from the countless hours of watching Me move across your screen.

The pain only adds to the pleasure. Worsening your addiction feels oh so fucking good. Frying your brain on My simp porn is good for you. It’s okay, no need to think anymore. There are only three things you have to keep in mind tonight: goon, goon, goon... Easy enough, right?