The night before Christmas and everyone is tucked up tight in their beds, thinking about all of that family time and gift giving tomorrow morning... everyone except you, that is.

Because little gooners like you, you don’t really celebrate Christmas — you celebrate XXX-Mas. And so tonight, while everyone else is being innocent and wholesome, you’re going to be here. you’re going to be pumping, spiraling, and gooning.

And that is exactly what a little not-so-normal freak like you wants to be doing. It was going to be a lonely holiday, surrounded by people...

The night before Christmas and everyone is tucked up tight in their beds, thinking about all of that family time and gift giving tomorrow morning... everyone except you, that is.

Because little gooners like you, you don’t really celebrate Christmas — you celebrate XXX-Mas. And so tonight, while everyone else is being innocent and wholesome, you’re going to be here. you’re going to be pumping, spiraling, and gooning.

And that is exactly what a little not-so-normal freak like you wants to be doing. It was going to be a lonely holiday, surrounded by people who don’t know the real you and for some of you, no people around at all. That is, until this clip came out and you realized that it was simply going to be a night full of Me.